I started on the Southside years ago, but my squirrely wanderings got me being a silly creature all over the place.
These things aren't in stone, they're in words and silly verses and from time to time and year to year they may shift a little, but I enjoy them all the same
If you'd like to share in this year's caroling just let me know at buttonsciuridae@gmail.com or send a message on BSky, Twitch or anyplace you find me!
Poggers And Joy
The Boss' Blessing
Boss Bless ye merry Stoop Kids, let nothing you dismay
Remember Sub Boss Coqui, who on that Christmas day
Did save us all from Krimbo's power when we had gone astray
~ Oh tidings of poggers and joy, poggers and joy!
~ Oh tidings of poggers and joy! ^--Top
Peony from the Manger
When Peony the Possum came from the mangers hay
She gathered all her litterbugs and brought them out that day.
They gathered 'round her dumpster and laughed and smiled and played.
~ Oh tidings of poggers and joy, poggers and joy!
~ Oh tidings of poggers and joy! ^--Top
Meat the hunter
Meat hunted with the ancients on mountain, hill, and plain
And unto certain Stoopkids brought Rats 'n' Bats and sang
A wond'rous melody of hope as Crisp Meat tidings rang
~ Oh tidings of poggers and joy, poggers and joy!
~ Oh tidings of poggers and joy! ^--Top
Reda fled confinement
When Reda fled confinement they came to Earth one day
To learn about our culture through games and anime
You'll catch them 'round the South Side, maybe at the arcade
~ Bringing tidings of poggers and joy, poggers and joy!
~ Oh tidings of poggers and joy! ^--Top
Tomakey of the Southside
Wanna do something new for Toma but I don't know what! This is a many years old verse and Toma totally used to share some pretty cursed breakfasts
Tomakey of the south side, she had a heart so gay
Her breakfast is the most important meal of the day
And though it may be very cursed she'll eat it anyway
~ Sharing tidings of poggers and joy, poggers and joy
~ Oh tidings of poggers and joy! ^--Top
Lonestar Colt hollerin
Lonestar Colt the gunslinger to the Southside came one day
He was a rootin' tootin' outlaw come to play some video games
You may come hootin', hollerin', but better mind your ways
~ He's bringing tidings of poggers and joy, poggers and joy!
~ Oh tidings of poggers and joy! ^--Top
Callie Calico
Southsider Callie Calico, a mahou shoujo
You’ll find her under house arrest, don’t worry ‘bout it though
To grow her power she signed a pact to help let chaos flow
~ But she’ll bring tidings of poggers and joy, poggers and joy!
~ Oh tidings of poggers and joy! ^--Top
Hígado y Riñón
Once Higa signaled to us from their studio in space
With pen and paint and song and games brought smiles to each face
Sometimes they're 'round the Southside, the Coop, and every place they're singing
~ Tidings of poggers and joy, poggers and joy!
~ Oh tidings of poggers and joy! ^--Top
Big Hat Token High Lord Bowlnir
When Bowlnir crossed the snowy planes to greet the Coop one day
He cast a mighty fireball and blew it all away
But quickly before Frex came back we fixed it up and sang
~ Tidings of poggers and joy, poggers and joy!
~ Oh tidings of poggers and joy! ^--Top
Snacko Racko
Take heed and you may meet a Snacko Racko Christmas day
Listen well and you may learn to grow, to cook, to play
To gather seed, help friends in need; to laugh and join in ways
~ To bring tidings of poggers and joy, poggers and joy!
~ Oh tidings of poggers and joy! ^--Top
